“THE BAD HABIT”

– Tell me, Adonis, why do you keep on smoking? You know I hate it…

– Well…

 – …I’m hunchbacked, orphan,  have no money,  have a hip prosthesis and moreover I’m virgin,  that’s why I smoke.

 – Goddam, Adonis, last time you were smoking you told me your parents had Alzheimer,  and that your daughter became a single mother!!!

– But this is all true,  don’t you believe me?

– Just smoke, Adonis, smoke…